Is it OK to reach for yellow snow? Yes, if the yellow is a banana. Why are bananas a favorite… read more
Other than sleeping in my cycling clothes and shoes, all necessary preparations had been made. 2:30am. A weird annoying alarm… read more
It’s annoying when people talk about the weather, but shit, it’s a pizza oven out there. One or two people… read more
My name ain’t Arthur, but I’m anxious sometimes. It’s been recommended to me that I look into Xanax or other… read more
The phrase “surfing the internet” always irked me. It just doesn’t sound right. Regardless, here I am, board waxed up,… read more
The night went like this David Byrne song “Strange Overtones.” Strange Overtones in the music you are playing We’re not… read more
I only saw one other cyclist the entire ride. He shouted, “Good morning!” from across the street. It was a simple gesture on his part, but I appreciated the enthusiastic friendliness.
It’s amazing how a little reverse cowgirl tends to change your whole perspective on life. I mean, how could it not?
It smelled beautifully like cum.
It was a SUPER #HighRide too, you should have been there.