Ptch! I don’t know what that means, but I started seeing them around, here and there. Some are up and down Western Ave, and I saw this one on my way to #TheMothership. It’s very rare, but today, while riding my bicycle, a boner arose out of nowhere, for no particular reason at all. I don’t know how it happened, I mean, it’s possible that the fabric of my underwear and it’s alignment with my Levi’s and their relation to Uranus came into perfect conjunction. OK, I got a bike boner, and I wasn’t really ashamed about it. Although there was nobody around I could show it off to, I knew God could see it loud and clear, he sees everything. I know this because I just finished reading a book and there’s a bat mitzvah scene where the Rabbi is telling the girl that she is basically never alone, even in thought. God is always watching. So, that’s good.
I came home and watched the Bob’s Burgers episode about the brownie chair surprise. The episode is about farts, butts, and poo, so naturally I enjoyed it. Linda is my cartoon crush and maybe that’s why Ive watched all 31 minutes of the Woodrocket Bob’s Burgers porn parody numerous times. Tina is played by @Vukizzle, who’s #smut I’ve been consistently posting on Tumblr for a few years, but she doesn’t get naked in this production. On the other hand, @Misstabstevens gets very naked, starring as Linda, and making us feel like we are in a cartoon dream world. As research for this blog post, I have it playing on a 72 inch TV at full volume while I masturbate furiously to the scene where she blows Bob. This is all just research, don’t worry, I’m not enjoying myself. She does not neglect the balls, at all. Even when her mouth is busy doing other things, she still manages to stimulate the balls by grabbing her left breast, smashing it up against them and using it to stroke the balls. I will do more research on this again later just in case I have overlooked any other minute details.
“Bob’s Burgers: Beefsquatch (#2.9)” (2012)
Linda: [flashing the camera] This is to save my family! Boobity-boobity-boobity boo!
Linda: Listen, your father is very tender right now, so whatever you do, don’t mention what happened yesterday.
[Bob walks in]
Linda: So you pooped your pants